Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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