I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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