People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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