a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I am available for nakedness
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