I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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