Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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