Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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