You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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