Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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