In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Who wears a wallet chain?!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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