How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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