Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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