My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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