Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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