i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
We need to get me chipped asap
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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