Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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