i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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