I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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