when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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