Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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