What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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