Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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