Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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