Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The ass gains better be worth it
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