wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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