you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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