Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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