Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got her a Nickelback box set.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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