I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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