i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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