Banned from zoo.
Again?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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