I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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