I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Randomize
