I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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