Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Dick very happy bro
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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