Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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