So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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