Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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