Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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