So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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