fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
In America we eat man semen.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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