Your tits are I can't wait for
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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