Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need help removing her.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
