I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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