You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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