"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I party with great urgency now.
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