even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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