just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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