do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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