I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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