I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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