I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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