So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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