This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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