new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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