Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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