Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We got so high we made milksteak
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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